Welcome to my sick fucking Neocities website. It's radical as fuck.
What you actually don't know about this site. is that it's fucking haunted. that's right. fuck you. you're haunted now.
in 20 minutes, an evil fucking dude is gonna come out of the screen and fuck you up dude.
fuck you man.
Don't be mean to me about it either. I'm fucking SORRY that i don't know your fancy ass shit dude.
whatever.
I mean like. who even wants to know css anyway. css is for fucking dorks and losers.
I mean like. why would I even learn css if the only people who know it are like. super omega dweebs and shit.
if you know css. FUCK you man. I like. don't even WANT to know it you know. it's just like.
it would be kind of COOL if i did. I guess.
actually. FUCK you man. no i'm not. I dont give a crap if you think it's not cool.
I mean like. I don't even swear for you. I just do it for like. myself.
so like. maybe get off my back man. whatever.
like maybe i'll like. make the background of this blue or something? idk man.
you know it's like. not even that important anyway. who CARES if the site looks cool or not yk?
I guess maybe it would just be like. kind of radical if it looked cool.
Or maybe I could like. center this text. idk.
it would be cool I guess.
like. just learning how to do cool stuff while you're here with me.
I guess.
I mean hell, I could even do something crazy.
like, i don't know. Uhm.. Maybe I could like. put this text off to the right or something.
that'd be pretty crazy right? I mean, who even reads from the right? I mean I guess there are a couple languages but like.
I mean this isn't those languages right? it'd be crazy to put it to the right.
right?
I mean, I thought we were having a good time.
But I mean, you just look so bored. I thought it was fun.
Maybe I'm being too mean, I mean, I never even really asked you what you like.
Alright, I mean, what do you wanna see for this next one? should I go like, REALLY crazy?
no that would just be like, trying too hard I guess. Maybe you like it more simple?
I really wish you could talk to me.
Well I mean, there has to be SOME way for you to be able to talk, right?
I mean, we're like, super omega geniuses, we can figure out some way right?